“Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.” ― Lenny Bruce

Why are some Christians so full of religious excesses? Since Caitlyn Jenner shed her old Bruce persona, many conservative types have been sniggering. Fox News’ Neil Cavuto couldn’t resist. Yucking it up with his chuckling sidekick, “Charlene, I mean Charles, Payne”. But nobody expects anything but puerility from Fox.

On the other hand, Jesus charged his followers to show compassion. A value conspicuously lacking in Mike Huckabee. On the news of Caitlyn Jenner’s appearance Mike wistfully channeled his inner pedophile. In remarks at the 2015 National Religious Broadcasters Convention he told the assembled ‘good folk’ that he wished he could have pretended to be transgendered in high school – so that he could watch the girls shower.

Never does this lover of religious excesses find the empathy to imagine what it must be like to actually be transgender in high school. But what do you expect from someone who excuses abuse in the Duggar family. (h/t Buzz Feed)


It is a poor religion that strips a man of his humanity. North Carolina Pastor, Scott Carpenter, gave the Kings Mountain High School’s annual baccalaureate service. He told the gay graduates they were going to hell. Did he mean any harm? No at all (in his thinking). Carpenter explained, “Do I hate anybody? Absolutely not. I just love them too much not to tell them the truth.”

He added, “Was I trying to be mean spirited? Absolutely not. Was I trying to hurt somebody’s feelings? Absolutely not. I was simply had to do what I had to do as a Christian minister”.

Jesus weeps.


Ken Ham, best known as the creator of the Creationism Museum, is (obviously) not a believer of evolution. When legendary astronaut, John Glenn, pointed out that science and faith are eminently compatible Ham came in over the top. After citing some irrelevancies from the least scientific of all books – the Bible – he added, “you absolutely cannot turn an amoeba into an astronaut”.

But you can turn water into wine? Bread and wine into the flesh and blood of Christ? These are not people fond of the scientific method.




Gordon Klingenschmitt, is an ex-military chaplain, elected Colorado official and all-around religious nut. He has said gays want to execute Christians. That Obama is a demon. And Obamacare cause cancer. His latest inanity is that, since the Irish showed decency in legalizing gay marriage, snakes in the forms of demons have reentered Ireland. Which raises the question: Is excessive religiosity a mental illness? (h/t Ontop Magazine)




Is God Relevant? Is He a Good Reason Not To Serve Cake?

April 8, 2015

“It is straightforward—and never mind, for now, about plagues and famines: if God existed, and if he cared for humankind, he would never have given us religion” ― Martin Amis. Atheists cannot prove that God does not exist. The religious haven’t been able to prove that he does. The atheists are stymied because you can’t […]

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Really? 8.3.14 – Abortion Follies; Bigotry; Perry Lies; & the GOP Love Affair with Corporations

August 3, 2014

Abortion caused the national debt. Absurd? Yes. But what the hell. All’s fair in the debate over women’s choice. The claim goes like this. Fifty five million abortions since Roe vs Wade have stripped the US economy of a 1/3 of its tax base. Those extra people would have contributed $45 trillion to the nation’s wealth […]

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Really? – 5.11.14 – Paul irks bigots; Science explained by journalists; Revisionist civil war; Limp guns; Science according to God.

May 11, 2014

Rand Paul riles the vote suppressors. Rand Paul is upsetting conservatives by criticizing the vote suppressors – and saying out loud what everyone knows in their heart. That voter ID laws are racist. He is even lobbying to restore voting rights to felons who have served their time. The right-wing reaction is summed up by […]

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Really? – 5/3/14. Historical fiction; Comic fiction; Gun monomania; A new civil war averted; The abortion President.

May 3, 2014

“Dispute not with her: she is lunatic.” ― William Shakespeare, Richard III Revisionism David Barton is a Christian historian – who simplified his life by abjuring research and turning instead to making stuff up – has declared that a woman’s right to vote is unbiblical. He bases this odd claim on the notion that a married couple is […]

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Today Everyone Is Irish – Including Gays.

March 17, 2014

It is hard to pin down exactly what percent of the population is gay. Ironically, it is overestimated by both gay activists and the most virulent homophobes. Gay activists see a larger benefit in a larger gay population. While homophobes want to maximize the “threat” from the “homosexual agenda” – in some polls their estimate […]

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Really? 3/10/14 – Overheard at CPAC Last Week.

March 10, 2014

“Hatred is the coward’s revenge for being intimidated.” ― George Bernard Shaw Last week, conservatives enjoyed their late winter love-in – the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC). The usual suspects were there. And conspicuous by their absence were most of the GOP mainstream. Following are some of the more memorable things said. Ben Carson on gay marriage. […]

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Really? 2.22.14 – The food stamp billionaire; tackling bigotry in Arizona; conservatives tell Ted Nugent to stop it; a provocative gun idea; Obama goes to bat for the elderly.

February 22, 2014

A culture of dependency? Jan Koum, co-founder of “WhatsApp” – which just sold for $19 billion to Facebook – signed the sales contract on the door of the welfare office where he used to get food stamps. Taking government benefits does not make you dependent – just ask Paul Ryan. No soup for you (gays). The Arizona […]

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