Trump said he would bring the best people into the administration. He lied. Take the odd case of Stephanie Grisham, whose resume boasts two DUIs. She is his putative press secretary. But after two months on the job, she has yet to have a press conference. Not that she is publicity-shy. She has attracted attention with two tone-deaf tweets. First, she snarked at CNN after they had put up a map misidentifying Alabama as Mississippi.

Stephanie Grisham @PressSec Sep 5

CNN’s publicity department swatted that away. Relying:

CNN Communications @CNNPR

Was Grisham abashed? Who knows. But being smacked down once on social media did not teach her much. The next day Grisham accused the Washington Post of ignoring Trump’s historic trip to North Korea — of being so eager to besmirch her boss’ reputation that they failed to report this diplomatic triumph. 

Stephanie Grisham @PressSec Sep 6They could have written about the first time in history, a sitting United States president walked across the DMZ into North Korea. Not a chance.

The Washington Post’s Lost SummerAs the summer came to a close, the Post set out to ”report” the President’s summer accomplishments, but reporting is not what the Post does.whitehouse.govGrisham also claimed WaPo had ignored injured veterans’ student loan forgiveness, ending the Flores agreement, and the trade deal with Japan. Except they had reported all of it. Stunningly Grisham’s tweet linked to the WaPo’s story of Trump stepping into North Korea even as she denied the paper had covered it.(Here it is: “They could have written about the first time in history a sitting United States president walked across the DMZ into North Korea. Not a chance.”)Grisham may be the first Press Secretary who doesn’t read newspapers. Or even check the links in her tweets. Does anyone in the White House care about looking like an idiot?However, we should remember who she works for – a man who has no use for talent. A boss whose only qualifications for a subordinate are sycophancy and loyalty.

Mike Pence fits the bill. Here is a man whose piety is so superficial that he has no qualms latching on to his boss’ orange ass with the fervor of a disciple — ignoring that the man has broken the ten commandments, reveled in the seven deadly sins, and has elevated immorality to a governing principle.

His fealty was so absolute he dragged his entourage to a Trump property in Ireland, 180 miles from his meetings in Dublin. When asked whose idea it was to line Trump’s pockets he stared into the distance and after a pause replied “It’s good to be back in Ireland”.

William Barr, Trump’s personal lawyer, who moonlights as the US Attorney General, has forked over $30,000 for a holiday party at Trump’s DC hotel. It reminds you of the tribute the captains of a crime family pay to the ultimate boss.

And in a move further reminiscent of a mobster’s arm twisting, the US military is being ordered to keep Trump’s Turnbull Hotel afloat. This money-hemorrhaging enterprise is benefiting from the decision to use nearby Prestwick airport as a refueling stop for transport planes. Revenues improved at Turnbury from a loss of $4.5 million in 2017 to a loss of ‘only’ $1.5 million in 2018. Even as the taxpayer shelled out for a premium price for fuel bought at a civilian installation.    

And, as it is with our war machine, so it is with our peace-making efforts.

One of the most intractable problems in American foreign policy is achieving harmony in the Middle-East. For years Presidents enlisted the brightest and best American minds to move the ball forward. But Trump gave the responsibility to his son-in-law Jared Kushner, who brought his slum lord background to the table.

That, of course, failed as you should have expected. But rather than chagrin, Trump reacted by appointing a man so unqualified to the position he makes Jared look like the second coming of James Baker.

At 29-years-old and fresh out of law school with a background in showing celebrities around the White House, Avi Berkowitz’s sole qualification is that Kushner knows him. And I’m guessing he gave a master class in ass-kissing when he met Trump.

In fairness Berkowitz, almost uniquely in this administration, is reputed to work 18-hour days. On the other hand, he is reported to spend most of his time on twitter and Drudge.   

But back to Grisham. She’ll be just fine. It doesn’t matter she was (is?) drunk. Or that she was ethically challenged in state government in Arizona. What brought her to Trump’s notice was her belligerent stance against the media, which is a job guarantee in this administration.

She is a perfect fit in the group of snarling, lie-telling, incompetent, private-jet loving, indolent, expense-padding, incoherent, groveling grifters that comprise Trump’s governing team. 


The Democrats Dither on Impeachment.

June 28, 2019

During her weekly press conference on Thursday, Nancy Pelosi was asked what Congress should do about E. Jean Carroll’s rape accusation against Trump. She replied, “I don’t know the person — it doesn’t matter if I did or not. I respect that, but I don’t know what Congress’s role would be in this.”  It is a technocrat’s […]

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Really? 6.26.19

June 27, 2019

Trump confuses Fox Business host, Maria Bartiromo. During a telephone interview by Fox Business host, Maria Bartiromo, Trump addressed his concerns that Robert Mueller‘s investigation may have been tainted by machinations of “the two pathetic lovers” Lisa Page and Peter Strzok. Bartiromo reasonably pointed out that the authorities had all their texts so there were no secrets. “Well, Peter […]

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Really? 6.21.19 Trump Dithers on Iran. The UK’s Trump. Zom

June 21, 2019

Trump is ready to attack Iran, but then he doesn’t. Trump is famous for changing his mind. Denying he changed his mind. Claiming he never held a position he did. And lying that he said one thing when he said another. So it should come as no surprise that after tough talk on the Iranians […]

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Trump Starts His 2020 Campaign By Attacking His 2016 Opponent

June 20, 2019

Trump start to 2020 In an event designated as the official start of his 2020 re-election campaign, Trump gave the largely old white crowd usual whining they have come to know by heart. Call it the fast food of political exegesis.  So similar was it to his usual pity party of complaints, whining and woe-is-me […]

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A Narcissistic Sociopath Reacts to A Gun Massacre (Anatomy of a Trump Tweet).

June 11, 2019

A disgruntled employee takes his second amendment rights down to his place of work and massacres 12 people. The reactions are typical, liberals demand action, conservative offer mealy-mouthed pap. Not to be left out, Trump weighed in with a tweet this morning, a day after the event: Spoke to Virginia Governor @RalphNortham last night, and the Mayor and Vice Mayor of Virginia […]

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Pat Robertson Makes a Prediction that God Will “Get Rid” of America.

May 27, 2019

On the 700 Club today, Pat Robertson offered his opinion of God’s likely reaction to the passage of the “Equality Act”. As this measure would extend the protections of the Civil Rights Act to people based on their sexuality and gender identity Pat’s perspective was bleak and his prediction dire. The Bill’s passage would be, he said: “a devastating blow […]

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Stephen Moore, Unqualified and a Deadbeat, Is Trump’s Fed Nominee.

March 31, 2019

When Trump nominated Stephen Moore to fill a position on the board of the Federal Reserve he picked his usual caliber of candidate —  one lacking in character. The Guardian (UK) newspaper obtained court records from Virginia which showed Moore owed his ex-wife $300,000 in alimony and child support. When Moore continued to welsh on his obligations, the court ordered the […]

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Trump Axes Pelosi’s Plane to Afghanistan. But Flies Melania To Florida.

January 18, 2019

In a playground tit-for-tat, Trump told Nancy Pelosi that he was canceling her military transport for her ‘excursion’ to Belgium, Egypt, and Afghanistan. In a letter to the Speaker, he said: Due to the Shutdown, I am sorry to inform you that your trip to Brussels, Egypt, and Afghanistan has been postponed. He then added […]

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